Chapter Two: My Kingdom for a Roll of Toilet Paper
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March 31, 2020
Dear Diary,
I opened my front door this morning to find the most unexpected treasure! It was a sight more giddy-inducing than even the first bloom of our neighborhood’s Jacaranda trees. What was this surprise, you ask? ‘Twas a 12-pack of toilet paper left anonymously on our front porch! Some kind soul must have overheard me lamenting our near-dire toilet paper situation and heroically responded to our plight! I am as touched by their kindness as I am impressed that marauders didn’t steal it off our porch during the night.
My duties as Governess are calling me away again.
Very truly yours,
Maya