Chapter Twenty-Five: Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop

Dear Diary,

Today is Hubby’s and my last day of freedom before we retrieve the children from rehab.

You see, Diary, the children’s device addiction had reached untenable levels and Hubby and I realized that we had to resort to extreme measures to get them back on track. So we sent them into the remote wilderness to spend two weeks device-free, but surrounded by lots of therapeutic distractions like horseback riding, wake boarding, and go-karting. Lest you be unfamiliar with such a place, Diary, other people more commonly refer to it as sleep-away camp.